Mike's  sitting at the bar reading a paper  when the cook speaks  up

 Mike Du Jour
by Mike Lester

Mike Du Jour 
Mike is  sitting at  the  bar and says,  "what's the word o' the day,  Phil?"
Phil responds,  "Mistletoe."

Mike Du Jour 
Mike looks at  Philr  and Phil speaks up "when grandpa falls asleep after  lunch"

Mike Du Jour 
Phil finishes his thought,  "and you tie a bottle rocket to his toe."
Mike slams his head on the counter.

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