MIke meets up with his ex-wife to talk at a bar

The Oxymorons
Mike Du Jour
by Mike Lester

The Oxymorons
Two oxen are sitting and drinking at a bar one speaks up "If you don't like something, change it..."

The Oxymorons
"If yo u can't change it, change your attitude."
The other OX stops and thinks about his friend's claim and then speaks up
"Who wrote that?"

The Oxymorons
The second Ox gazes off into the distance and completes his thought
"Somebody walking around in a dirty diaper."

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