MIke meets up with his ex-wife to talk at a bar

The Oxymorons 
Mike Du Jour
by Mike Lester

The Oxymorons
Two oxen are sitting and drinking at a bar one speaks up"What's your secret?
"I get up every day and try a little harder than the day before."

The Oxymorons 
The first ox thinks for s econd and then speaks up
"that seems redundant...."

The Oxymorons
The first ox thinks harder then makes an observation
"why don't you just try harder yesterday?"

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